Linda and me in Sipadan ... Turtles and sharks galore !!! (Borneo, Malaysia, July 2009)

The diving buddy lottery

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That's it, he's here! The n ° 2 of Plongeur.com Magazinefor free download. All beautiful, all color, all multimedia, with real bubbles inside. On page 38, my small contribution: a humorous bill entitled Beware of the ball! 

Diving with strangers when traveling solo

But this little text could have been called The diving buddy lottery. Or The quest for the ideal buddy… Or The art of diving at the end of the world with strangers when you're a diver who travels solo... Yes, yes. It's heavy, it's real. 😂

You can tell it's a stressful experience...

Christian, my Finnish buddy, and me, in training Rescue Diver. (Koh Lipe, Thailand, March 2009.)
Christian, my Finnish buddy, and me, in training Rescue Diver. (Koh Lipe, Thailand, March 2009.)
Linda and me in Sipadan ... Turtles and sharks galore !!! (Borneo, Malaysia, July 2009)
Linda and me in Sipadan ... Turtles and sharks galore !!! (Borneo, Malaysia, July 2009.)
Back to the surface, with Adrian, my instructor. (Koh Lipe, Thailand, March 2009.)
Back to the surface, with Adrian, my instructor. (Koh Lipe, Thailand, March 2009.)
With my friends Thomas and Lise, in Anilao, and our Filipino guide Herbert, who became my partner. (Philippines, March 2017)
With my friends Thomas and Lise, in Anilao, and our Filipino guide Herbert, who became my partner. (Philippines, March 2017)

Plongeur.com Magazine: download it!

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Well, that's not all. I've barely had time today to skim through this new issue, packed with images, reports and moving stories...

I think I saw some stunning images of sharks and mantas. I can't wait!

A big bravo to the editorial team, who sweated blood and pixels to bring this new version to life. Impressive work.

I copy-paste, below, my prose for Plongeur.com Magazine and I'm going to dive right back in... To download it (it's free), click on the links below:

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Beware of the ball! The quest for the ideal buddy ...

Station at the ball: my prose, on page 38!

The annoying thing with divers is that they go in pairs. Yes.

When we solo trip, or in insubmersible company, it is necessary to be resigned to it: being not two to bubble, one is registered automatically in the lottery of the pairs! And me, every time I go back to Asia, my favorite diving destination, I have to start my quest for the ideal buddy again.

Always, this little fear reappears, when I put my bag at the end of the world ... Who will they give me as a pair? Will I escape the curse of the ball?

There is the beginner ball: high-speed air thrower, sand mixer and coral breaker, I have the opportunity to curse him a thousand times when he plays fish scarecrows. But the confirmed cannonball has nothing to envy: a furious kicking only want to see the "fat", who toothy measure the adorers of the "little" and loves to be the one who has the biggest ... depth on his computer !

Two pairs to flee. If possible. In diving centers as in cruise ships, the staff takes care in principle to match compatible divers of the same level. Still, it is necessary to have something to compose a consistent team among the rare solitaires entered on the board ...

One day, off Koh LantaIn Thailand, I found myself flanked by a very kind, but too zealous binomette. She did not want to let go of a palm! I tried to dig the distance, to signal to him to move a little, in vain. She kept sticking to me, to hit me, to scare the critters I wanted to flash.

Ah yes ! Small precision of importance: I have the annoying habit of taking pictures under water. So, my ideal buddy is him (or her) also a photographer, preferably. So adept of slowness. Attentive and accomplice. Passionate and enthusiastic. And, of course, he has humor.

A rare pearl ? Not so sure.

The ideal buddy exists. I met him. Several times. There are traveling pairs that I will never forget. As Sabrina, and Linda, met in Sipadan, Malaysia, three years apart. Two experienced divers, sensitive, synchronous with my own rhythm and my affinities. Wonder shared in front of the schools of barracudas, sharks and turtles ...

And To fart, a solid, funny and caring guy, who has webbed by my side in the waters of Nusa Penida, off Bali. It is a bit to him that I must have been able to admire the lunar swimming of the fabulous mola-molas, in a stream to decorate the nudibranchs. Memorable!

Finally, in case of odd number, I become the binomette of the guide of palanquée. Top. Especially if said guide is a local guy, who knows the sites like his pocket.

I want to greet here the latest ones: Aris and Witjak, two Indonesian divers who watched over my bubbles, Pulau Wehin North Sumatra, in March. But this is another story…

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6 comments

  1. I read your article yesterday and loved it. I'm often in the same situation as you, I've had some great encounters but also some not so great ones, it's a real lottery.

  2. LOOOL!!! I loved your article, Corinne, especially since I recognized myself well in the beginner ball and chain who sticks a little too much his teammate (bah yes, fish are scary) and who makes trenches in the sand (thanks to me, the bottom of chamangieu went from 15 to 18 m 🙂 ) fortunately I have an eye for small bugs that I love to unearth, which can counterbalance the lack of experience... 😛

  3. Bravo for your article, I love your humor and you made me laugh...
    Alas, even being in pairs, unless diving only 2 or with a guide ... there is the rest of the team ...
    And here we find the XXXXXL (which fortunately is sometimes invited to go up with another consumer of its size) ...
    We find the speedy webbed leaves to exceed the guides too slow for their musculature ...
    Alas, there are also the egotists who squat, alone in the world, on the macro curiosity that no one else will see, because they take care to throw a well-positioned fin at what there was to see as they turn around... In addition to the clumsy flippers, there are also the fog adapters, who vigorously palm up and down on a sandy bottom...
    Binom and squad, same balls and even lottery!
    The diver's life is so hard! 😡

  4. @Denis: Thank you for that little word. I am not the only one to live this lottery !!! It reassures ...
    😀

    @Minimouss: Well, we're all someone's ball and chain, and I'm the first, with my camera gear and my habit of dawdling and raving about little creatures.
    🙄

    @Manta: Your comment makes me laugh too. We could draw up a whole tragi-comic typology of longshoremen. We could call it “The return of the curse of the infernal longline”...
    😆

  5. My man is my partner, but sometimes I wish I had a different one. Difficult descent because of his sensitive ears while my ENT has never seen ears like mine, I'm a real fish!
    As my man is less experienced, he still manages his buoyancy poorly and sends me sand, which is bad for my macro shots!
    If we ever had the chance to dive together, I think we'd make a great team, Miss Corinne. Photographers are a special bunch among divers, and I spent 30 minutes observing the mandarin family at dusk, just with my very patient Malaysian dive master, who was as amazed as I was at the wonders of nature.

  6. @LiseMet: Hey, hey, yeah, great idea! You leave Monsieur at home, and we go off together, you and I, to flash-bang some beasts underwater. I'm all for peace of mind...
    😆