Jaws or Abyss?
Jaws or Abyss?

Teeth of the sea or Abyss?

Dear English-speaking readers, this page is an automatic Google translation from a post originally written in French. My apologies for the strange sentences and the funny mistakes that could gave been generated during the process. If you can read French, the original and correct version can be found here PetitesBullesdAilleurs.fr

  Between Two Journeys

When I cause diving to non-divers, two questions, always the same, arise. Girls : "Are not you scared of sharks? " The boys : "Are you going deep? " Syndrome Sea teeth in these ladies, fantasy Abyss in gentlemen!

Two films, two fantasies, two fears of the unknown?

I am not a psychiatrist But I have my sexist theory with two bullets, on the perception of diving by men and women.

Warning : be careful, huh! Nothing serious in all this, all that follows is to take with irony and the nth degree! ! ! 😉

Teeth of the sea and Abyss. Two films, two fantasies, two fears of the unknown?
Teeth of the sea and Abyss. Two films, two fantasies, two fears of the unknown?

The girls always ask me: "Are not you scared of sharks? " Feminine side, it looks like it's the fear of the big beast full of teeth that dominates. Underwater variant of the big bad wolf's fear?

The boys always ask me: "Are you going deep? " Male side, so it looks more like an anxiety performance. Variation of the contest of the one who pee the furthest?

😂

In short, scuba diving inspires fears and fantasies, that symbolize well these two films: The Teeth of the Sea (Jaws) from Steven Spielberg for fear of sharks and Abyss from James Cameron for the intoxication of the depths.

Dedramatize and demythify ...

Many people do not know that clownfish attacks (without consequence) and triggerfish (sometimes painful) are more frequent than those sharks. And that we do not even need to feel the intoxication of the depths to cross harmless gray sharks, white tip or black tip, Whale sharks, Wobbegongs or zebra sharks ...

→ See all my articles with sharks in (with or without teeth)

White tip sharks in Sipadan.
White-tip sharks in Sipadan (Borneo, Malaysia).
A zebra shark and his faithful remora, awakened by the light of the flash. Koh Phi Phi, Thailand.
A zebra shark and his faithful remora, awakened by the light of the flash. (Koh Phi Phi, Thailand)
Reef shark and jacks. (Sipadan, Borneo, Malaysia, July 2013)
Reef shark and jacks. (Sipadan, Borneo, Malaysia, July 2013)
Long-legged shark, Red Sea, Egypt, October 2016.
Long-legged shark. (Red Sea, Egypt, October 2016)
Enoooorme !!! (Balicasag, Panglao, Bohol, Philippines, May 2018)
Enoooorme, the whale shark! ! ! (Balicasag, Panglao, Bohol, Philippines, May 2018)

Well, these questions, from non-divers, I can still understand ... They do not know the underwater world.

But where it becomes comical, it is that these differences between male and female reactions are also observed among the divers and divers aboard on the same boat ...

Would they have looked too much The big Blue ?

Some gentlemen, when they come back on board, after a dive, absolutely need to know how deep the others have come down. Ordis dive on the wrist, they go there their virile comparisons, measuring the meters as they had to measure the centimeters in the playground.

Ri-di-cu-them! 😆

Some have watched too much The big Blue Luc Besson, too, no doubt ...

The little game of comparison becomes very funny, when we go to the "contest" of those who consume the least air. There, girls are often the big winners!

We can not do anything about it, it's like that, a question of size, of morphology. Women are generally more air-efficient than men. Real champions. Everyone leaves with about 200 bars in their bottle.

But when mister goes up with 50 bar or less, madam often has 80 even 100 bars in stock! 👌

End of dive. Koh Lanta, Thailand.

The macho does not stay long under water

So, I laugh in advance when I see landed some couples on a boat ... Of those who do not have much experience in diving, with a guy who plays macho and know-it in front of his girlfriend and the rest of the team.

😉

She will listen attentively to the briefing and follow the advice of the guide. Dare to ask questions and take care not to touch anything under water (and then she saw JawsWell, she knows that the beasts that populate the seabed are full of teeth and sharp pointy things).

In general, she will have a long, pleasant dive. She will see lots of cool stuff, because she will always keep an eye on the guide who is there to show it to her (as long as the guide does her job well, but that's another debate). She will go back enchanted. With a little luck, she will even have seen a shark. And will not be afraid of it anymore.

👌

Shark and divers in Sipadan. (Borneo, Malaysia, July 2013)
Shark and divers in Sipadan. (Borneo, Malaysia, July 2013)

His companion often does not need anyone's advice. At best, he will ask questions about the depth. Explaining that he can go well beyond the maximum 25 or 30 meters announced at the briefing. This is how it is: some males do not see the point of doing "recreational" or "recreational" diving without decompression. And even more difficult to understand that in some exotic corners, where the water is hot and full of fish, there is not always the help or a decompression chamber nearby ...

As a result, this kind of guy will empty his bottle of air at full speed, wanting to go down too much, too palmer. It is easy to spot, under water: it is the one who waved his arms and legs like a madman, stirring the bottom, making the fish flee ...

In addition, it is also the kind to get upset if he has to go back on the boat before the others, with one of the guides, simply because he has sucked all his air.

Are you going deep? You are not afraid of sharks?

Yes, all this is very caricatural, I agree ... But as are certain behaviors (whether diving, driving, or in everyday life).

Fortunately, I also met lots of couples who dived in good intelligence, forming admirable pairs under the water!

Diving in Alor. (Indonesia, July 2012)
Diving in Alor. (Indonesia, July 2012)

Still. Whenever I start a conversation about my dives with someone who knows nothing about it, I know in advance the question that will be asked to me, depending on whether my interlocutor is a man or a woman: "And you go deep? " or : "Are not you scared of sharks? "

In short, impossible to escape the clichés that haunt the feminine and masculine imaginary when it comes to diving. It is Jaws or Abyss  !

😜 😂

  Between Two Journeys

  1. Ha thin, I know a lot of guys who refer to the teeth of the sea .... it's normal, doctor?
    That said, this film has traumatized a generation that is now afraid to put the regulator in the mouth (the best way to no longer be afraid is to put it at least once in the mouth to see what really happen under water!) Spielberg should apologize publicly for making this movie!

  2. @ Ceucidit:
    Hopefully not! (See the comment of Marie-Net following yours ...) It would be a sad, by the way, if all the guys with necessarily all the same reactions. 😉
    My theory is really two bullets, totally caricatured, inspired by a sample certainly not representative. The last male specimen with whom I had this kind of discussion warned me, "I am representative of what? (I quote it)
    Perhaps a woman's fantasy, basically, to want to believe that men can not be unpredictable ...
    😆

    @ Marie-Net:
    Yes, Jaws remains THE reference film, men and women alike. In fact, it is I who establishes arbitrarily and in all bad faith this cinematographic cleavage, compared to the two types of answers that I have often heard (depth / danger of the fauna) ... (But if a shrink goes through this, I am taking a substantiated opinion.)
    😉
    To fix the trauma, Spielberg should do better: a new movie about sharks. But who would take the opposite of the first, by staging the real killer of the seas, the real monster, the human being. (Still, I love this movie!)
    😀

  3. Mr. Speciman,

    I am delighted to see that you came to see for yourself the real or supposed excess of the ticket, after our conversation around a recyclable cup ...
    😆

    So, reassured?
    🙄

  4. In the ordinary sense, fantasy is a mental fixation or an unreasonable belief that can, in some cases, lead to excessive banknotes.

  5. A little caricature, but ... so true 😡

    Nb: In passing bravo for the zebra (leopard) shark photo with the ray-mora taken in Koh Lanta. I have never managed to make good steps because of the beast well placid, but the water each time well loaded 🙁

  6. 😀

    Otherwise, for zebra sharks (leopards), we can see quite easily, around Koh Phi Phi and Koh Lanta. Since they are generally quite quiet on the bottom, they are easy to approach and photograph. But indeed, the problem is that the water is often quite heavy.

    That day, it was going, which allowed me to make a pretty good series of photos. I also have a video, where we see several zebra sharks swimming, carried out during another exploit. But alas, visi rotten way "fog" that makes things a little ghostly on my small sequence. I'll have to put it online someday ...
    🙄

  7. But no, you're not a "specimen", you're a representative of half of humanity !!!!!
    😀

    Well, come on, I have to go back in the icy rain of real life to make pictures for the newspaper. There are times when I would prefer to be "no-life", I swear ...
    😉

  8. I was not particularly worried, even if being brought back to the rank of "specimen" can leave you thinking ... 😥

    But this caricature is well worth another one, that of the "No life way of life" for example ... 😉

  9. Very funny this ticket! 😀
    I do not know much about diving (only a long baptism near the island of Groix) but I come back to your site for 2/3 weeks because it is really well done ... hat!
    The interface and technique are both pro and harmonious. Your pen is simple, clear and full of life. And, finally, the bottom of your tickets is very rewarding.
    I stop there (to keep your ankles human-sized), but I really want to give you my compliments!
    Good continuation !

  10. Thank you IndexOne !!!
    Mission accomplished: my ankles exploded !!!
    😆

    I'm kidding, but what you're saying here touches me sincerely.

    On the web, I attach great importance to ergonomics, the "intuitive" side of navigation. Nothing exasperates me more than losing myself on a website or blog.

    So I spent a lot of time refining mine to the best, so that it is pleasant to go. If in addition you find the bottom interesting ... I am filled! Very sincerely, thank you very much for this feedback. I will try to continue in this direction.

    🙂

  11. Excellent. I just spent 5 minutes a smile on the lips. You are very close to the truth. For my part, I belong to the scrap yard in green water. It is true that we are often looking for the deep and inaccessible wreck story to be able to bring it back in front of friends! 8)
    That said, I also like small shallow critters and I try to initiate my iron potos tattooed to these discoveries. If you go for a walk on my pages you will notice that I note the depths ... all the depths even the 15m 😉

    This page illustrates, I think, rather well my intention:

    http://www.regardelamer.com/article-inachus-grand-timide-aux-petits-yeux-rouges-80395279.html

    Good future dives to you.

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